This tormented wizard always dreamed of being purple but on the day of his initiation he discovered that he had been christened pink and has been in denial ever since
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THE PURPLE AND SLIGHTLY PINK WIZARD
I am “The Purple Wizard”.
You may call me “The Amethyst Avenger”
You may also call me The “Ornately Auspiciously Aubergine”,
“The Heroic Heliotrope” or The “Daringly Dashing Damson”.
I do not blow raspberries
And neither am I prone to the ravishes of rubicundity.
You must not call me “Strawberry Cupcake”
… and by the way, could you please not refer to me as
“The Crimson Cockatoo” or “The Scarlet carbuncular Caterpillar”.
Violets, fuchsias and lavender may be considered fitting,
but carnations and roses will be met with the utmost disapproval.
In fact, maybe you should forget
using flowers to refer to me altogether…
And that goes for rainbows and colouring pencils too…
And you must never call me “Rinky-Dink”
For I am purple and definitely not pink !!
I am the purple and slightly pink… I am the purple and slight…
I am “The PURPLE Wizard” !!
I do not eat candy floss or salmon,
And I do not wear underwear of the cameo variety.
NEVER call me flamingo, bubble gum or PIGLET;
For I am “The Purple… I am the purp…
I’m only slightly pink.
I am the purp… purp…
I AM THE PINK WIZARD !!!
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