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Barons And Bananas 2014

by Ash Mandrake

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1.
BANANAS IN THE SKY Bananas in the sky am I. Musa balbiciana, domus cellestiana and my skin is tinged with blue, for I am a sky banana. What cheeky chimpanzee did fling me from a tree but never did I come to rest on mountain land or sea In the land of the ancients, Papua new Guinea, an ingenious tribe did fashion out a catapult of such propulsive thrust, ballistic thump; Oh What a rush! that I was flung out into orbit. Thinkest you the moon is made of cheese? That shiny crescent in the sky is my banana. And when I pose my my arms a knees to rest there in the shape of chin and nose and crest of brow smile winking at the earth. Musa balbiciana, domus cellestiana and my skin is tinged with blue, for I am a sky banana.
2.
TOWER OF GOLD There once was a man who came to a place Where metal was mined and made. And this fine fettled man had a fine metal plan to make it his domain. So he worked and he schemed and he laid down his plan For power and he was so bold. That after four short years he became the king And started building his tower of gold. By the sweating of your pelt you can make the ore melt With the bellows and your muscle and wood. But the tower was tall and the town gave all Till their fires burned lower than they should. “Hark” said the king “Wood you shall bring. With your axes search far and wide. Cut me a forest for my tower of gold Nowhere a tree shall hide.” Chorus: Our beating hearts are locked in Stone The cold of winter cracked our bone Knock thrice for our advice and the warmth of love Will bless your homes. The furnace roared as they gave up their hoard Till none had wood to spare. So the king looked around and he saw they had none And said “Bring me your beds and your chairs”. So they chopped and they hacked and the soldiers sacked And a law was passed all around. That fires were banned at the cost of a hand And the cold crept out of the ground. Babes in arms were shivering blue And the old began to cry With the cold of the winter months in their bones The weak began to die. So ten of the wisest went to the king To ask for the fire of life. But the soldiers dug a hole and they pushed them in And they killed them all with a knife. Chorus After many long years a story spread Of a magic stone that sings. Beneath the stone were the bones of the wise Striking fear in the heart of the king. “Knock thrice for our advice” was the story in their song. So a law was passed, mighty fast: To knock three times was wrong. But there came a child of innocence who’s tongue could not be tied. She knew a word of power. That simple word was “WHY” She knocked three times on the bone cold stone And an answer came from within: “Light a fire upon our rock And we’ll bring you the head of the king. So the girl built a fire upon that stone and it split the earth in two. A mighty gorge spread to the forge with a vengeance that was due. The proud foundations of the tower split their last goodbye. And the tumbling tower saw its final hour Through the lid of a still … The lid of a dulling… The lid of a closing royal eye. Chorus
3.
TRACK THREE: THE CAULDRON'S MUSE This crater – this Vulcan crater from the bowels From the bowels of the earth these crocodiles of fire come snapping at my heals Like naked berries, my blisters here all stretched shall yield in vein surrender BALROG !!! What alchemy here burns inside my pit The flames of hunger make a furnace from my bag of air and spit So now shall I fill my toothless mouth with rocks and lie upon my side, a gaping crevice for a lizard here to make a bride. Snap shut I shall upon the telling tale, all thrashing like a crazed tongue… all garbled nonsense shouting … as the pulse in passing makes my life more long CARBUNCLES !!! spring forth the puss of decades brewed the seed from lustful stallions landing nigh upon the fertile ash. and so now spring forth uncurling ferns ! the necks of dragons jungled so like writhing worms Upon the razor air to breathe, upon the scorching steam to sip, And belch a furnace at the blinding king of light, who saddled in the spine of heaven’s back hath set a crackle in the knuckles of my back So now seated in the cauldron of my bile, bear witness to “The Muse Beguiled”
4.
BARON VON PETAL AND HIS QUEEN OF UNIVERSAL DARK The Baron was in his launching tower, stoking up the grate. His mistress pulls the handles tight and opens up the gates. She straps him to his leather chair and twiddles his moustache, Then clenches her stilettoed boots to make the pistons thrash. The town’s folk hear a mighty boom; with open mouths they wait, For the rumbling earth once more to sleep, and the smoke to dissipate. The castle tower in ruins lies, all broken teeth and dust; As the mistress still unruffled winks, and readjusts her bust. Above the clouds a shadow looms; a darkened bird of doom; A cataclysmic pirate stealing pieces from the moon. The Baron with a magpie’s lust is cleaning up the stars; From Mars’s rust to Ganymed all trapped in glowing jars. And when the sky is empty, all but for the burning sun; He knows that ball of fire will sleep, and in the night be won. Landing now upon the earth, he juggles jars of light. And fashions out a necklace of starlight burning bright. Then kneeling so, before his muse who’s stirrups spin a squeal, He offers up the necklace as completion of the deal. But turning from her prostrate sire with necklace in her hand She locks it in her cabinet ridding light from all the land For though the fire of starlight can melt an icy heart She is Baron Petal’s sweetest queen… Baron Petal’s sweetest queen… Baron Petal’s sweetest queen of universal DARK !
5.
TWILIGHT OF A HERMIT A pastel trellis Blends to silhouette as owl hoot beckons day-fall the bird chime restive still from early sun-beam breaking… And from my perch, misplaced in some forgotten routing tumble… patient… waiting… I eye this fragile jungle Listen to the hollow echo common to the first and last call broaching silence, Watch the impact of a fallen crystal drip drop as it meets that world of black and moon-pale grey-shine. Feel the tremble of existence ebb and sink beyond the distant vaults beyond my eye-line, and dare not breathe… for fear of waking..
6.
PUMPKIN BRAINS Behold… The Rain. Like drops of silver metal, Feeding pumpkin brains. There rides a vine: Rustling leaves and tingling spines; The breathing earth has sighed; Pushing forth its daughters to the night. Hark… A Beating Drum. Far on the horizon, the dancing of the sun. There rides a vine: Yellow blooms with tails that bind; Whispered thoughts for swelling minds Robed in gold and bathed in dappled light. Behold… The Moon All mercury and shivers, the chattering of doom. There rides a vine: Stealth through shadows - out to dine; Ankles pulled beneath the glen. hungry pumpkins feed on bones of men! Hark… The Flames. Leaping cross the meadow – calling out your names. There a pumpkin grins! And there another; pumpkin twins. Liked by crimson’s hot desires, Pumpkin lanterns circle you in fire. Pumpkin Brains….
7.
THE PURPLE AND SLIGHTLY PINK WIZARD I am “The Purple Wizard”. You may call me “The Amethyst Avenger” You may also call me The “Ornately Auspiciously Aubergine”, “The Heroic Heliotrope” or The “Daringly Dashing Damson”. I do not blow raspberries And neither am I prone to the ravishes of rubicundity. You must not call me “Strawberry Cupcake” … and by the way, could you please not refer to me as “The Crimson Cockatoo” or “The Scarlet carbuncular Caterpillar”. Violets, fuchsias and lavender may be considered fitting, but carnations and roses will be met with the utmost disapproval. In fact, maybe you should forget using flowers to refer to me altogether… And that goes for rainbows and colouring pencils too… And you must never call me “Rinky-Dink” For I am purple and definitely not pink !! I am the purple and slightly pink… I am the purple and slight… I am “The PURPLE Wizard” !! I do not eat candy floss or salmon, And I do not wear underwear of the cameo variety. NEVER call me flamingo, bubble gum or PIGLET; For I am “The Purple… I am the purp… I’m only slightly pink. I am the purp… purp… I AM THE PINK WIZARD !!!

credits

released December 21, 2021

CONTRIBUTORS

PHOTOGRAPHY
All photography by Krystyna Fitzgerald-Moriss
(The queen Of Universal Dark played by Tabitha Wild
The Wheaten Harvest played by Mandi Harkett)

MUSIC
Mendhi Singh: Tabla (Pumpkin Brains)
Graham Clark: Violin (Pumpkin Brains)
Mick Hewson: Hurdy Gurdy (Tower Of Gold, Twilight Of A Hermit)
Steve Forward: Midi instruments (Baron Von Petal And His Queen Of Universal Dark, Tower Of Gold, The Purple And Slightly Pink Wizard, Bananas In The Sky)

Recording and Mastering:
Steve Forward - Recording (Tracks 1,4,7,8) Mastering (Tracks 1,2,3,4,5,7,8)
Tony Bonner Mastering - Collected Stories 2014 (all tracks)

Sponsorships: Thanks to Frances Powell

All tracks are original material written by Ash Mandrake
Copyright 2014

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